lazymcfail:

Apparently only straight people have kids smart enough to take the AP exams.

lazymcfail:

Apparently only straight people have kids smart enough to take the AP exams.

wingardium-liftiosa:

dancingonthegrave:

THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. 

Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.

(Source: eunnieboo, via lazymcfail)

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via lazymcfail)

peanutbutterdeadlifts:

gaydarjedi:

TINY BABY THINGS

omg the chameleon

(Source: otakusfriends, via ginja-ninja-love)

fireandicewillsuffice:

HIS CHAIR

I’M DYING

(Source: missdontcare-x, via fivefingers-through-fire)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via ohshitmyhouseisonfire)

(Source: romaclub, via faded-perception)

(Source: societyfair, via timelessprep)

(Source: ohmisskay, via shescountryy)

waltgifs:

werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

Reasons not to go outside:

  1. Ruffians
  2. Thugs
  3. Poison ivy
  4. Quick sand
  5. Cannibals
  6. Snakes
  7. The plague
  8. Large bugs
  9. Men with pointy teeth
  10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

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